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	<description>1Blow ye the trumpet in Zion, and sound an alarm in my holy mountain: let all the inhabitants of the land tremble: for the day of the LORD cometh, for it is nigh at hand; Joel 2:1</description>
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		<title>Criminals&#8230;Be Careful Who You Try to Rob&#8230;You May Piss Them Off</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 14:26:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[AN ACTUAL CRAIG&#8217;S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 am. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Think a Republican Controlled Congress Could Stop a Second Term O&#8217;Sucka? Better Think Again.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 12:04:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Congress Won’t Stop Obama if He Is Reelected  If Barack Hussein Obama is reelected, he won’t need a Democrat-controlled Congress to finish “fundamentally transforming” American into a place no American would want to live in. Congress is irrelevant so long as Obama sits atop the faceless, unaccountable, ever-growing, utterly malevolent blob known as the federal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Latest Picture of Red Faced Lizzy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 12:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Moonbattey: http://moonbattery.com/]]></description>
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		<title>House Report Urges Justice Dept. To Cut Ties with Terrorist Front Group CAIR &#8211; Don&#8217;t Think That Will Happen Since Holder and O&#8217;Sucka Love Some mooslims.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 11:56:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[House Report Attached To Appropriations Bill Urges Justice Department To Cut All Ties With CAIR… Something tells me this won’t fly with Holder. Via Daily Caller: The Department of Justice is being encouraged to follow in the footsteps of the FBI in cutting off all non-investigative ties to the country’s largest Muslim advocacy organization, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Now That He is Gay, O&#8217;Sucka Fits Right In &#8211; More of a Woman Than The So Called Women on The View</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 11:53:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Paleface Lizzy&#8230; But Now Woman of Color ? Hmm&#8230; That would Be S#*t Faced Lizzy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 11:51:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1997: Elizabeth Warren Called Harvard Law’s “First Woman of Color”… In her defense, pale white is technically a color. Via Politico: Elizabeth Warren has pushed back hard on questions about a Harvard Crimson piece in 1996 that described her as Native American, saying she had no idea the school where she taught law was billing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gay in May Backfires on O&#8217;Sucka</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 11:39:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Distraction Tactic Backfires: Romney Gains in Polls After Obama Gay Shift Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign strategy could be summarized in four words: “It’s Obama’s Economy, Stupid.” Romney and his aides have made clear that they regard every other issue as a distraction from what polls — as well as common sense — indicate as the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hump Day Wednesday&#8230;Pretty Women</title>
		<link>http://zionstrumpet.com/2012/05/16/hump-day-wednesday-pretty-women/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 11:28:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Really Cool Old &#8220;SUV&#8221; and Camper</title>
		<link>http://zionstrumpet.com/2012/05/15/really-cool-old-suv-and-camper/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 12:51:50 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Old Stuff That Are New Again]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Found at Hell on Earth:http://hellonearth-1.blogspot.com/]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Want Shariah Law and islam to Take Over Your City, County, State, Or Country? Then Congratulations! You Are Islamophobic!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Note: We are Proudly islamophobic Here at Zion&#8217;s Trumpet! ZTW STEP 1: First the U.S. Government will insult your intelligence by calling you ‘Islamophobic’ for criticizing Islam STEP 2: Then, when Step 1 doesn’t work, they will send in the Muslim taqiyya (deception) artists to ridicule your questions and dismiss your arguments, accusing you of [...]]]></description>
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