Category Archives: Michelle Obama
Give Me Back My Future…Bitch!
Found at 90 miles: http://ninetymilesfromtyranny.blogspot.com/
OMG! The Resemblance is Shocking! They Must be Twins!

Found at Mad Medic: http://maddmedic.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/fil.jpg
Mooch Thinks She is Entitled to Servants…At TaxPayer Expense
Moochelle Ofama…Trust..Damn Gov..Firearms..Militia..
Stolen from Facebook…Royalty is what she thinks..
First Lady Michelle Obama’s Servant List and Pay Scale
TheFirst Lady Requires More Than Twenty Attendants (Thats 22 Attendants to be exact)
1. $172,200 – Sher, Susan (Chief Of Staff)
2. $140,000 – Frye, Jocelyn C. (Deputy Assistant to the President and Director of Policy And Projects For The First Lady)
3. $113,000 – Rogers, Desiree G. (Special Assistant to the President and White House Social Secretary)
4. $102,000 – Johnston, Camille Y. (Special Assistant to the President and Director of Communications for the First Lady)
5. $100,000 – Winter, Melissa E. (Special Assistant to the President and Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
6. $90,000 – Medina , David S. (Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
7. $84,000 – Lelyveld, Catherine M. (Director and Press Secretary to the First Lady)
8. $75,000 – Starkey, Frances M. (Director of Scheduling and Advance for the First Lady)
9. $70,000 – Sanders, Trooper (Deputy Director of Policy and Projects for the First Lady)
10. $65,000 – Burnough, Erinn J. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
11. $64,000 – Reinstein, Joseph B. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
12. $62,000 – Goodman, Jennifer R. (Deputy Director of Scheduling and Events Coordinator For The First Lady)
13. $60,000 – Fitts, Alan O. (Deputy Director of Advance and Trip Director for the First Lady)
14. $57,500 – Lewis, Dana M. (Special Assistant and Personal Aide to the First Lady)
15. $52,500 – Mustaphi, Semonti M. (Associate Director and Deputy Press Secretary to The First Lady)
16. $50,000 – Jarvis, Kristen E. (Special=2 0Assistant for Scheduling and Traveling Aide to The First Lady)
17. $45,000 – Lechtenberg, Tyler A. (Associate Director of Correspondence For The First Lady)
18. $43,000 – Tubman, Samantha (Deputy Associate Director, Social Office)
19. $40,000 – Boswell, Joseph J. (Executive Assistant to the Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
20. $36,000 – Armbruster, Sally M. (Staff Assistant to the Social Secretary)
21. $35,000 – Bookey, Natalie (Staff Assistant)
22. $35,000 – Jackson, Deilia A. (Deputy Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady)(This is community organizing at it’s finest.)
There has NEVER been anyone in the White House at any time who has created such an army of staffers whose sole duties are the facilitation of the First Lady’s social life. One wonders why she needs so much help,at taxpayer expense, when even Hillary, only had three; Jackie Kennedy one; Laura Bush one; and prior to Mamie Eisenhower social help came from the President’s own pocket.From FIJAW:http://maddmedic.wordpress.com/
Militant Describes Mooch Perfectly – A Militant Communist
Michelle Obama: Militant and Girlish
AT Camera Lucida, Kidist Paulos Asrat critiques the inauguration outfits of Michelle Obama. Kidist writes:
It is interesting that these [fashion] designers want a powerful, militaristic Michelle, yet also want her to look innocuously feminine (almost like a small girl), as though to sartorially dampen the former with the latter. And Michelle obliges.
Women who embrace aggression often instinctively resort to the ultra-feminine to temper it. The modern woman is both hyper-man and hyper-woman.
—- Comments —-
Jeanette V. writes:
I was just giving your blog a quick look when I saw the latest photo of Michelle Obama. Before I realized what I was looking upon, I thought it was a photo from Star Wars.
Perfesser Plum writes:
I’ve detected a typo in your heading. I’m sure you meant to type,
“Michelle Obama: Militant and Goulish.”
She looks like Keanu Reeves in the Matrix, only more masculine.
From The Thinking Housewife: http://www.thinkinghousewife.com/wp/2013/01/michelle-obama-militant-and-girlish/#more-51085
A New Wig Does Not Change an Ugly Bitch
Separated at Birth?
At last it has been revealed where the Bitter Half really got the idea for her new hairdo. It wasn’t The Wayouts or a cat with a melon on its head or the fashions of Romulus. Michelle’s apt inspiration was President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho from the movie Idiocracy:

To think people accused her of trying to look white.
On a tip from James R.
If Blacks Hate White People…Then Stop Trying to Look like White People…Whites Are Not Trying to Look Like You.
Who’s Racist?
New photographic evidence documents the horror of white supremacy. Black women have apparently resorted not only to hair-straightening but to actual surgical alteration of their faces to make themselves look more like Caucasians. Check out the schnozzles of infamous moonbats of color Michelle Obama and Susan Rice before and after whitification:


Michael Jackson’s nose just fell off again as he smiles in his grave.
From Moonbattery: http://moonbattery.com/
Classic Mooch “Pass Me The French Fries” Obummer

From I Own The World: http://iowntheworld.com/blog/
Mooch’s 4 Year Vacation Paid for By The American Taxpayer
Found at The Political Commentator
Mooch is Lovin’ It and Taxin’ It

From The People’s Cube: http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/progressive-fast-food-because-the-world-can-t-wait-t9428.html
How to Describe Mooch? Niggardly of Course
Niggardly!
Yes, it’s time to bring back the word “niggardly” in reference to Michelle Obama’s treatment of America’s kids. I don’t care how many ignoramuses try to pretend that the word is a racial slur. “Niggardly” means “grudgingly mean about spending or granting” or “provided in meanly limited supply.” No other word fits so well.
Meanwhile…
Weekly Standard points out that there is nothing niggardly about the lunches provided to Mooch’s offspring at Sidwell Friends, the expensive private school that they attend:
According to the school’s website, pepperoni pizza is on the menu today: [9/25/2012]
French Mushroom Soup
Classic Caesar Salad
Boston Bean Salad
Pepperoni Flatbread Pizza
Variety Flatbread Pizza
Variety Veggie Flatbread Pizzas
Sauteed Local Greens
Sliced Melon
The rest of the Sidwell Friends lunch menu calendar is HERE.
Townhall.com: Complaints Mount Against Michelle Obama’s New Lunch Menu
By Kyle Olson
In Wisconsin, high school athletes are complaining about not getting enough to eat each day, due to the skimpy new school lunch menu mandated by the United States Department of Agriculture and First Lady Michelle Obama.The story we published earlier this week on that subject is unfortunately not unique. Students across the country are complaining about the new school lunch regulations.
Perhaps the real motive is to starve students into slimming down. Just ask students in Pierre, South Dakota who, too, are in an all-out revolt.
“I know a lot of my friends who are just drinking a jug of milk for their lunch. And they are not getting a proper meal,” middle school student Samantha Gortmaker told Keloland.com.
Despite the fact that the new regulations have increased the cost of a lunch 20 to 25 cents per plate, it’s not pleasing students.
Some are throwing away their vegetables while others are adapting to the rules by becoming industrious. In New Bedford, Massachusetts, students have created a black market – for chocolate syrup. The kiddie capitalists are smuggling in bottles of it and selling it by the squeeze, according to SouthCoastToday.com.
Nancy Carvalho, director of food services for New Bedford Public Schools, was quoted as saying that hummus and black bean salads have been tough sells in elementary cafeterias. That means even smaller children are going through the day fighting hunger pains, which can never be considered a good thing.
One government official tried to put the blame on the students.
“One thing I think we need to keep in mind as kids say they’re still hungry is that many children aren’t used to eating fruits and vegetables at home, much less at school. So it’s a change in what they are eating. If they are still hungry, it’s that they are not eating all the food that’s being offered,” USDA Deputy Undersecretary Janey Thornton was quoted as saying.
Ms. Thornton just put her finger on the problem. The government is trying to impose a new diet that children are not accustomed to. It’s not reasonable to expect them to either eat what the government deems healthy or go hungry.
Many will opt to go hungry, and that’s the government’s fault.
Government tyranny always bears evil fruit:

Red State: Michelle Obama Poisons America’s Food Supply. Gives Kids Listeria.
It’s Priorities USA’s World and We’re Just Living In It
By: Erick Erickson (Diary) | August 13th, 2012 at 11:29 AM
Michelle Obama has poisoned the nation’s food supply and potentially given listeria to America’s children, according to press reports.
Food inspectors have discovered listeria in packaged apple slices destined for McDonald’s, Burger King, and various grocery stores.
It was Michelle Obama’s push for healthier eating that led fast food restaurants to begin including apple slices in their kids’ meals.
Now, you and I may think it is outrageous to claim that Michelle Obama had anything to do with food poisoning America’s youth. You and I would be right to think it is outrageous. But if Mitt Romney is responsible for Joe Soptic’s wife dying of cancer almost a decade after Mitt Romney left Bain Capital’s day to day management, it is only fair to use the same kind of
stupiditylogic to point out Michelle Obama is giving kids listeria.What’s fair is fair, right?
Maybe deep fried foods are safer for kids after all!
Mooch has banned the deep fryer from school cafeterias, although that doesn’t stop her from eating French fries whenever she likes. Problem is, raw fruits and vegetables are subject to surface contamination with live microbes, which is obviously not an issue with deep-fried foods. You never know exactly where packaged pre-sliced fruits or vegetables came from and how they were handled. I consider them to be inherently unsafe. If you want fruit or vegetables, buy whole produce and wash it and cut it up at home.
Also see:
- Now this is disgusting: Mooch serves vile swill to kids at White House state dinner
- Weasel Zippers: Victory For Mooch: New School Lunch Guidelines Announced, Include First Ever Calorie Limits, Students Will Be Forced To Eat At Least One Vegetable Or Fruit…
- Daily Mail (UK) has further details on the regulations.
- PJM: Wasted Food, Hungry Kids: Michelle Obama’s Bill in Action
- Levin: ‘Michelle Obama Is The New Eva Peron With Her Lunch Standards,’ ‘She Knows As Much As I Do’
- GOP Hits Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Nagging
From 1389 Blog: http://1389blog.com/
Moving Mooch Out of The Whitehouse
From It Ain’t Holy Water: http://itaintholywater.blogspot.com/


































