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O’Sucka’s Sucky SOTU Speech Causes Business Owners to Commit Suicide (Satire Alert)

February 15, 2013

Obama SOTU Blamed For Suicides

WASHINGTON (BHN) – President Obama’s State of the Union speech is being credited with causing a large number of suicides across the country last night.

Authorities believe many Americans were anxiously looking forward to the President’s plans for reversing the nation’s almost-inevitable economic collapse, only to hear his strategy is the same as his first term’s – spending huge amounts of borrowed money on worthless “green” and temporary infrastructure projects.

In addition, proposed tax increases on business owners combined with raising the minimum wage and the implementation of Obamacare virtually guarantee depressed corporate growth and continued high unemployment for the foreseeable future – apparently too much for some to bear.

Most of the deceased were business owners.


Obama SOTU suicide

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