Oh No! It’s a Bacon Hate Crime!
Horrific Bias Crime: Bacon Left in Public Park
Hate is a two-way street. It’s true that Muslims have filled whole cemeteries by committing nearly 20,000 documented acts of terror since murdering 3,000 people on September 11. But look at the oppression they endure in return:
An end of Ramadan celebration was tainted [Sunday] when guests discovered three packages of uncooked bacon in a Staten Island park in what police are saying is a possible bias incident.
The revelers gathered in New Dorp Beach Park for the Eid-ul-Fitr when the pork product was discovered near the football field at 7:30 a.m., police said.
Intones Police Commissioner Ray Kelly:
“This has been determined to be a bias event.”
Due to the privileged status Muslims have enjoyed since 9/11, police actually take time away from ensuring public safety to investigate stuff like this. Still more absurdly, the Police Commissioner of the largest city in the country drops whatever he is doing to bow and scrape before Muslims by investigating those suspected of not finding them appealing.
On tips from J, Shawn, Sean, Bob Roberts, and G. Fox. Hat tip: Atlas Shrugs.
