Funny Predictions on Joe Biden’s Next Gaffe
#GuessBidensNextGaffe : Claims His Administration ‘Was Really Just A Gerald Ford Impression’
Posted on | August 15, 2012
by Smitty
Pressured on the fact that he was actually Vice President under someone named Barack Obama, Biden waxes surly: “So what if I was one heartbeat, a few brain cells, and a lot less plagiarism away. I felt Presidential!”
#GuessBidensNextGaffe “Think of abortion as a special kind of hunting license.”
Chris Smith @smitty_one_each 15 Aug 12
#GuessBidensNextGaffe Grilled concening the raid on Gibson Guitars, confesses: “Obama knew the VP pick, yet still demanded less Paul.”
#GuessBidensNextGaffe Offered choice of dessert, opts for cake, saying “There is way too much math going on in pi.”
RT @GoldenEagle #GuessBidensNextGaffe Offers a toast to Queen Elizabeth and “her husband, the King”.
#GuessBidensNextGaffe While in Tbilisi, Georgia, complains bitterly that the barbecue is now worse than the Southern accents.
#GuessBidensNextGaffe Goes to Poland and says “Where are all the glaciers and bears?”
@permutate15: #GuessBidensNextGaffe Makes small talk at VP debate: “I think your brother Jack in those Clancy books is way better.”
#GuessBidensNextGaffe Throws tourist Joanne Greenberg out of the White House. “I never promised you a Rose Garden,” snarled Joe.
#GuessBidensNextGaffe Storms out of a Toronto bar because he hears it’s frequented by Rush. “Screw Limbaugh,” says Joe.
#GuessBidensNextGaffe Tells Palestinian leadership to just suck it up and build some casinos–that’s what worked for the Native Americans.
#GuessBidensNextGaffe Tells Steven Tyler and Joe Perry they epitomize the need for education reform since their band couldn’t spell ‘arrow’.
#GuessBidensNextGaffe Tells Ozzy he’s a huge Sabbath fan. “‘Mob Rules’ has had a profound influence on my political thought,” states Joe.
#GuessBidensNextGaffe Complains to the Nigerian Abassador about all the trouble his friends are having moving good through customs.
#GuessBidensNextGaffe While at a burger joint, demands Pepsi. “Soros told me to refuse all of those bad, bad Koch products,” growled Biden.
#GuessBidensNextGaffe Tells Prince Charles that Gore really deserves one of them Iron Cross doohickies for Al’s Global Warming work.
#GuessBidensNextGaffe Tells the Prime Minister of Japan not to fret possible U.S. defense cuts: “We still got us a mess of nukes.”
From The Other McCain: http://theothermccain.com/
