General Mills Needs to Stay out of The Pinko Commie Fag Movement – If Not Then We Will Stop Buying Their Cereal

This can’t be reality. John Waters is directing an episode of the Twilight Zone on behalf of the left wing of the Democrat Party, and I’m somehow trapped in it.Confirming evidence:

The Minnesota food giant that brought to the nation’s parents, and especially their children, the Honey Nut Bee, Lucky the Leprechaun and the Silly Trix Rabbit now publicly is supporting homosexual marriage, leaving critics surprised at General Mills’ abandonment of traditional values families.

General Mills CEO Ken Powell announced this week at a Minneapolis homosexual pride event that his company opposes the marriage amendment on the Minnesota ballot in November.

Same-sex marriage is already illegal in Minnesota, but supporters of the traditional marriage initiative say that the constitutional amendment would keep marriage safe from activist courts and even legislators who may attempt to usurp state law.

General Mills’ official duckspeak attempts to spin this disgusting bend-and-spread on behalf of homosexual activists as somehow reasonable.

Supporters of traditional marriage say that General Mills couldn’t be more wrong in calling its support a business decision, but that is precisely how General Mills is voicing its opposition to the idea that state residents could define marriage for themselves.

“General Mills doesn’t normally take positions on ballot measures; this is a business issue that impacts our employees,” said Ken Charles, General Mills vice president of diversity.

Vice president of… What the hell? Why don’t they try hiring a vice president of MAKING CEREAL? Then they could leave shoving the homosexual agenda down our throats to the “mainstream” media, and not have to alienate the vast majority of their customers.

On a tip from Scott. From Moonbattery: http://moonbattery.com/