Actual picture of Angry White Dude in the field
Shocking News… Angry White Dude was once… Poor Black Farmer
I have a confession to make. I know it will shock many of you. I also know it will shock the federal government before they write me a big check. Angry White Dude was once a poor black farmer.
Those were tough times back in my farming days. Farming was tough. Getting up early, long hours, hard work, bending over and picking apples as they ripened on the vine, slopping horses….it was a time I don’t like to think about. Farming is work white people don’t want to do! And then there was that @#&* racist USDA that refused to help a brother out with loans I would never be able to repay! Racist redneck crackas!
Finally, with help from President Obama (who I think was a black farmer himself), I can look forward to getting my share of a $1.15 billion reparation….err…settlement. It won’t completely heal the wounds of racism AWD felt at the hands of the USFA..(or was it USDA?) but it will come pretty damn close!
Angry White (once black farmer) Dude has joined with 94,000 other repressed black victims of cracka racism. Even though there were only 18,000 black farmers, we’re not going to let that stop us from getting our share and allow the man to keep holding us brother farmers down! Pay up, suckas!
Get used to it crackas! As long as Farmer Barack be president, we shall overcome!
Here’s an article that tells about the settlement. (I think the writer is a cracka and a racist)
Here’s another that quotes racist cracka Congressman Steve King (the NAACP reports King is the Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan)
From: Angry White Dude at: http://angrywhitedude.com/
Note: ZTW would like to add that, I too, was once a poor black farmer. I did not want to admit it until I heard about the generous Guvment payout and with Angry White Dude coming out… well I thought I might as well ‘fess up.